Gryffindor. Hufflepuff. Ravenclaw. Slytherin. Long ago, the four houses lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when Salazar Slytherin lost his shit.
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if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon
Then, everything changed when the firemelon attacked
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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
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